The debut / trial run of the Ranting Soccer Dad podcast, explaining what this is all about. (In short: Youth soccer, branching out to related stuff such as soccer, other youth sports, parenting, coaching, stress management, etc.)
The debut / trial run of the Ranting Soccer Dad podcast, explaining what this is all about. (In short: Youth soccer, branching out to related stuff such as soccer, other youth sports, parenting, coaching, stress management, etc.)
Friday, July 21
6:10 a.m.: Water polo, men’s Worlds, USA-Russia, NBC Sports online
11:45 a.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, Sweden-Russia, ESPN3
2 p.m.: Track and field, Diamond League Monaco, NBCSN
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, Germany-Italy, ESPN3
11:30 p.m.: Australian rules football, Essendon-North Melbourne, FS2
Saturday, July 22
7:30 a.m.: Tour de France, time trial, NBCSN
11:45 a.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, Iceland-Switzerland, ESPN3
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, France-Austria, ESPN3
3:30 p.m.: NWSL, Chicago-Orlando, Lifetime
4 p.m.: MLS, Minnesota-NY Red Bulls, ESPN
6 p.m.: UFC Fight Night, Fox
10 p.m.: Gold Cup semifinal, USA-Costa Rica, FS1
Sunday, July 23
Ongoing: Golf, British Open, NBC
9:30 a.m.: Field hockey, Women’s World League semifinal final, USA-Germany, ESPN3
2 p.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBCSN
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, England-Spain, ESPN3
6:30 p.m.: MLS, Vancouver-Portland, FS1
Monday, July 24
11:30 a.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBCSN
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, Belgium-Netherlands, ESPN3
Tuesday, July 25
11:30 a.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBCSN
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, Russia-Germany or maybe Sweden-Italy, ESPN3
Wednesday, July 26
11:30 a.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBCSN
7:30 p.m.: International Champions Cup, Barcelona-Manchester United, ESPN2
9:30 p.m.: Gold Cup final (might include the USA, might not), FS1
Thursday, July 27
6 a.m.: Cricket, England-South Africa, first day of third Test, ESPN3
11:30 a.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBCSN
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017, no idea which game, ESPN3
10 p.m.: Women’s soccer, USA-Australia, ESPN
Friday, July 28
6 a.m.: Cricket, England-South Africa, second day of third Test, ESPN3
11:30 a.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBCSN
2 p.m.: Cricket, T20, Sussex-Middlesex, ESPN3
Saturday, July 29
6 a.m.: Cricket, England-South Africa, third day of third Test, ESPN3
11:45 a.m.: Women’s Euro 2017 quarterfinal, ESPN3
2 p.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBC
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017 quarterfinal, ESPN3
10 p.m.: MLS, Los Angeles-Seattle, ESPN
11 p.m.: Darts, Las Vegas Masters, FS1
Sunday, July 30
6 a.m.: Cricket, England-South Africa, fourth day of third Test, ESPN3
8 a.m.: Formula One, Hungarian GP, NBCSN
11:30 a.m.: Swimming, World Championships, NBCSN
11:45 a.m.: Women’s Euro 2017 quarterfinal, ESPN3
2 p.m.: MLS, Toronto-NYCFC, ESPN
2:30 p.m.: Women’s Euro 2017 quarterfinal, ESPN3
5 p.m.: BMX, World Championships, NBC Sports online
8 p.m.: Women’s soccer, USA-Brazil, ESPN2
Monday, July 31
6 a.m.: Cricket, England-South Africa, fifth day of third Test, ESPN3
There’s also cricket and cornhole. Yes, cornhole. And Battle of the Network Stars.
(All times ET. Olympic Channel events are pending a dispute with my cable/Internet company, which rhymes with “horizon.”)
Let’s play Soccer Optometrist.
Better like this?
Or better like this?
That’s the result of my attempt to demonstrate something I’ve been investigating and analyzing for the past two months in a couple of stories — the opus on all Development Academy issues and the five-point plan for reducing the confusion and unnecessary travel in elite soccer — and the first full-fledged Ranting Soccer Dad podcast, in which Mike Woitalla and I pointed to travel itself as the best place to cut costs in travel soccer. The logic is pretty simple — it’s tougher to cut coaching costs and much tougher to cut field costs than it is to cut the bills on hotels and airlines.
So the hypothesis I’m testing with these maps: Elite soccer players don’t need to travel like Odysseus to find competitive games. The Development Academy (adding girls’ teams this year) and the ECNL (adding boys) would be better off if they played each other and top U.S. Youth Soccer teams currently playing in the Eastern Regional League and National League.
I also learned two important lessons:
1. Don’t try to put 332 data points on a map of the Northeast U.S.
2. Most youth soccer clubs have atrocious websites.
But I did compile complete-ish data for most teams playing at a serious or semi-serious level in Region 1 (the East Coast from Virginia to Maine). I put the raw data on Github because I have delusions of becoming a data journalist. (And so people can check numbers at a glance and dive deeper if they wish.)
On the spreadsheet and the maps, all clubs are listed with their 2016-17 leagues EXCEPT the ECNL and DA, which have announced their fall lineups, plus a couple of clubs that have qualified for the National League. I did NOT go through and try to figure new qualifiers for the ERL or calculate promotion/relegation in EDP and local leagues. (But there’s a little bit of pro/rel later.)
The rankings are all from Youth Soccer Rankings. All rankings should be taken with a grain of salt, but this site has the most comprehensive results database. It has the occasional error, mostly because teams often don’t use consistent names (“PREMIER 01 GIRLS FC BULLDOGS” or “PREMIER FC BULLDOGS,” etc.) and because a couple of leagues (looking at you, Virginia Premier League) have sites that simply don’t make it easy to look up results. But it does a remarkable job of compiling and analyzing scores, and I chose the U17 level because that group is old enough for results to be relatively meaningful. I used girls leagues because boys DA teams generally aren’t ranked because they rarely play outside the DA.
I have a plausible reorganization of the “national” leagues in U.S. youth soccer — the Development Academy, the ECNL and the U.S. Youth Soccer regional/national competitions. On these maps, I call that “Division 1.” I’m a little less convinced with what I’m calling “Division 2,” for reasons that will be come apparent.
Here’s how I broke it down:
CRITERIA FOR CURRENT LEAGUES (the “Before” view in the before-and-after of my reorganization; the numbers all refer to rankings)
DIVISION 1: 64 teams
DIVISION 2: (105 teams)
NPL (U.S. Club Soccer) regional leagues
Non-NPL regional leagues
DIVISION 3 (162 teams)
I only mapped this on the rather jumbled 332-team map. I may go back and do some local case studies at some point. But for posterity, here’s how I came up with a third division.
Complete leagues (or divisions of leagues)
In the top 300 or champion in a league with multiple teams over 300
Champions or top U16 teams in these leagues/divisions/states
So how did I do the “reimagined” maps? Like so:
DIVISION 1: Add champions of Division 2 leagues. (EDP-1N champion New York SC Elite NPL is already in DA.)
DIVISION 2
Here’s how it turned out:
BEFORE
AFTER
That’s an improvement, but perhaps less so than Division 1.
The Division 2 issues:
Do we care about high school soccer? Depends on the region. I found most elite teams currently play few to no league games during their high school season. A lot of lower second and third tiers that often play through high school season, depending on the region. In my densely populated area (Northern Virginia), that makes sense — players who aren’t on the top travel teams won’t make their high school teams. That’s surely less common in more rural areas.
High school play is the biggest wedge between the Development Academy and the ECNL. The latter allows players to play in high school. The former doesn’t — sort of. Players can get waivers if their admission or scholarship to private school is contingent on their participation on the soccer team.
If we combine the DA and ECNL, we’d have to let players play in high school. If some teams want to skip high school soccer and play more league games, we can work that out.
Final note: This plan wouldn’t necessarily replace existing leagues. The NPL (U.S. Club Soccer’s network of regional leagues) would get some reorganization, and it could split the second tier with the EDP or share it. (The sprawling EDP already has some NPL divisions in other age groups, so it’s not a stretch to imagine them cooperating.) I do think Club Champions League should reinvent itself as a series of showcase events rather than a “league,” which is another rant.
The rest of the pyramid remains intact, perhaps with the stipulation that teams would need waivers if they’re a certain distance from the league’s geographic center.
There’s no way to prevent all lopsided games. But with this system in place, at least teams wouldn’t travel 300 miles for an uncompetitive game. If they still want to fly to Disney World for a tournament, they’re still free to do so. (Can I join your club?)
A few of us have gotten the impression that referees in NWSL games are awarding tons of penalty kicks but not many yellow cards. Are we right?
Sort of …

So the PKs, aside from games involving Sky Blue, aren’t that far off. But yellow cards? A rare sight in an NWSL game.
If you’d like to check my work, have at it …
Marta is here. Alex Morgan is back. Mallory Pugh is here. Estefania Banini is back.
But the chemistry isn’t quite there. And neither is the service from midfield.
Yes, the Washington Spirit and Orlando Pride each scored twice in a 2-2 draw before a crowd of 5,200 that filled the seats, the hill and the concession lines Saturday at the Maryland SoccerPlex. And yes, we had a couple of moments like this:
(Incidentally, I have no idea how I’m not in that camera shot. I was sitting on the hill today because I brought the little one with me. So I had a perfect view of that bit of Morganinho skill. And a perfect view of the first penalty awarded. Struck me as a little soft. A bit. When Kate Markgraf calls it “just a little bit of a shoulder challenge,” it’s probably not a great call.)
But neither team produced much to trouble the keepers. Morgan was offside a few times. A late flurry from the Spirit padded the stats.
The strangest thing for the Spirit: Tori Huster, usually a game-changer in midfield but not an offensive force, was shooting from all over. Some of the shots, as coach Jim Gabarra said afterwards, were the result of defenders giving her space and trying to contain Franny Ordega, Mallory Pugh and others.
But then there was this:
And she took a ton of shots in pregame warmups. Even more than Cheyna Williams, who helped the Spirit make a late surge when she came on a substitute.
Williams probably should be starting. So should Kristie Mewis. The Spirit could use some possession, and Ordega’s passing was erratic today.
Today was also the return of Ali Krieger to the SoccerPlex. If you love Krieger, you saw a passionate captain and defensive rock. If you don’t, you saw a lot of griping to the ref and some puzzling passes.
And this:
And a lot of people think Tom Sermanni needs to find a way to move Krieger from center back to right back. Probably, but center backs seem to be in short supply these days.
Sermanni, ever the gentleman, came over for a quick work with the media even though the Pride needed to fly out of town. He wasn’t thrilled with conceding the lead twice. He is thrilled, though, with the prospect of Morgan getting into form alongside Marta.
Pugh is a little younger and Banini is a little less famous than the Pride attackers. But they showed glimmers of quality today, too. Pugh had a marvelous finish and kept her nerve on a last-minute penalty kick.
So both sides will get better. For the Pride, that might mean a late push for the playoffs. For the Spirit, that might mean eighth place.
My new youth soccer podcast, Ranting Soccer Dad, is now available through this site and … well … Podbean. I’ll work on getting it everywhere else.
You can find it on the Podbean site or just check the Ranting Soccer Dad page here.
Future episodes will have interviews. That’s why this one is Episode 0. It’s just me explaining a bit about what I’m planning to do.
SportsMyriad had a weird, wonderful seven-year run. The last year was a bit half-hearted, honestly — a hacker attack sapped my energy, and I’ve been retrenching, work-wise.
I’ve migrated my posts and pages over here, essentially combining my two sites. Simplify. Zen. All that Eastern philosophy stuff but with an English-language keyboard.
And I’ll still blog on occasion, but this site will feature work I’m doing here, there and everywhere. That includes a new podcast on youth soccer and related topics (general soccer, parenting, philosophy, migrating to Mars), and I’m quite excited about it.
Follow, tune in, enjoy.