Category: world soccer
Abolish the penalty kick?
Ian Plenderleith raises the question at Soccer America:
In the majority of cases … the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. Minor fouls or unintentional handballs are punished with an almost certain goal opportunity (and even more so now under the dissembling new handball rule ‘clarification’). Replacing the penalty kick with an indirect free-kick would benefit everyone on the field.
The benefits, as Ian sees them:
- Minor accidental fouls will no longer determine the outcome of a game.
- Attackers (looking your way, USWNT) will have less of a temptation to take a dive in the penalty area.
- Referees would have an easier time calling minor fouls, knowing that the call would not lead to an 80% chance of a goal.
As expected, his piece has sparked a nice discussion, and fellow Soccer America columnist Randy Vogt has chimed in with an idea:
If we experiment with this, let’s go with a direct kick instead and I would like to take something from the beach soccer and futsal rules as the attacker shoots on goal from where the foul took place inside the penalty area and all other players besides the GK and shooter must be behind the ball. Hence, no time-wasting with the defense setting up a wall.
That’s not bad, but I disagree about time-wasting. The defense will just argue the call for a minute, argue the ball placement for another minute, and take another minute getting behind the ball.
Here’s my pet idea:
Within the penalty area (or “box,” as you can say when you’re not a referee): Penalty kicks are awarded only for fouls punishable by a yellow or red card.

Within the goal area: Every foul results in a penalty kick.
I had thought about enlarging the goal area for this purpose, but the benefits wouldn’t outweigh the negatives of redrawing lines on every youth field with artificial turf.
So fouls that really do put a wrench in a good scoring chance — deliberate handballs (yes, that Law needs a re-tweaking as well to distinguish between “ball hitting an arm that’s barely outside the natural silhouette because arms move when someone is running” vs. “swatting the ball like a volleyball player”), obvious trips or shoves, fouls at very close range — would still put a player on the spot. But minor incidental contact would not.
Game-by-game guide to Women’s World Cup group stage
Three basic icons here:
- 📺 ️- must-watch
- ☠️ – must-win
- 🏏- country also playing in Cricket World Cup on same day
Times Eastern
Friday, June 7
3 p.m., FS1: France vs South Korea. Traditional first-day favorable matchup for the hosts.
Saturday, June 8
📺 9 a.m., FS1: Germany vs China. Does China have anything to offer this time?
Noon, Fox: Spain vs South Africa. This probably won’t be a ratings winner on the main network.
3 p.m., Fox: Norway vs. Nigeria. The longtime African champions might be a surprise team. Or not. Several Nigerian players are based next to Norway in Sweden.
Sunday, June 9
📺 🏏 7 a.m., FS1: Australia vs. Italy. The Aussies, boasting the intergenerational attack of Sam Kerr and Lisa de Vanna, could seriously win this thing. Italy hasn’t been on this stage often but has a couple of interesting attackers from Juventus.
📺 ☠️ 9:30 a.m., FS1: Brazil vs. Jamaica. It’s Marta vs. Bunny Shaw. Samba vs. reggae. And we’ll either see Brazil break its losing streak or an upset they’ll be talking about in the Caribbean for a long time. I’m giving this one the skull-and-crossbones because Brazil will be in serious trouble if they can’t take this one.
📺 ️Noon, Fox: England vs. Scotland. Not quite the history we see on the men’s side, but it’ll be fun to see Kim Little and Rachel Corsie trying to pull off the upset.
Monday, June 10
Noon, FS1: Argentina vs. Japan. Meh. Japan should pass circles around an Argentina team lacking resources. It’ll be nice to see Estefania Banini, though.
3 p.m., FS1: Canada vs. Cameroon. I never thought I’d write the sentence “Can Estelle Johnson stop Christine Sinclair?” outside of an NWSL preview.
Tuesday, June 11
📺 ️9 a.m., FS1: New Zealand vs. Netherlands. The Football Ferns have a squad with plenty of World Cup and Olympic experience, and they’ve brought in Tom Sermanni as coach. They’re facing the shock Euro 2017 champions.
Noon, FS1: Chile vs. Sweden. This matchup within the USA’s group will provide an ideal opportunity to follow along with The Guardian‘s play-by-play.
3 p.m., Fox: USA vs. Thailand. Should be like watching one of those games from the 1990s in which opponents quaked in fear upon seeing Mia Hamm line up across from them.
Wednesday, June 12
☠️ 9 a.m., FS1: Nigeria vs. South Korea. Chelsea’s Ji So-yun will be the orchestrator for South Korea, but Nigeria counters with Barcelona’s Asisat Oshoala, who dominated at U20 level. In a group with France and Norway, this is the best chance for either team to get points. (Remember — the top four third-place teams advance to the Round of 16.)
📺 ️Noon, Fox: Germany vs. Spain. The team of the 2000s vs. the team of the 2020s?
📺 3 p.m., Fox: France vs. ️Norway. Call me Euro-centric if you like, but this is a pretty good doubleheader on Fox.
Thursday, June 13
📺 Noon, Fox: Australia vs. Brazil. Did you ever think Brazil would be the underdog in this matchup? Believe it.
☠️ 3 p.m., Fox: China vs. South Africa. Can’t rule out one of these teams taking a point off Spain, but this is probably a true elimination game.
Friday, June 14
9 a.m., FS1: Japan vs. Scotland. This Japanese team might be a shadow of the 2011 champions, but I’m not seeing a way they’ll drop points in either of these first two games.
📺 🏏 Noon, Fox: Italy vs. Jamaica. Second chance for Bunny Shaw and company to get a result.
🏏3 p.m., Fox: England vs. Argentina. Yeah.
Saturday, June 15
9 a.m., FS1: Netherlands vs. Cameroon. Yeah.
📺 3 p.m., FS2: Canada vs. New Zealand. Another game in which you can’t count out the islanders.
Sunday, June 16
9 a.m., FS1: Sweden vs. Thailand. Maybe they’ll both bunker.
📺 Noon, Fox: USA vs. Chile. This is the de facto final warmup for the Americans.
Monday, June 17 (concurrent games start)
📺 ️Noon, FS1: China vs. Spain. Looks like FS1 plans to carry the “Second-tier Euro team vs. partially unknown Asian team” games.
Noon, Fox: South Africa vs. Germany. Looks like Fox plans to carry the “European power takes easy matchup with upstart African team” games.
3 p.m., FS1: Norway vs. South Korea. Looks like FS1 plans to carry the “Second-tier Euro team vs. partially unknown Asian team” games.
3 p.m., Fox: France vs. Nigeria. Looks like Fox plans to carry the “European power takes easy matchup with upstart African team” games.
Tuesday, June 18
3 p.m., FS1: Italy vs. Brazil. Imagine if this matchup took place between these countries’ men.
3 p.m., FS2: Jamaica vs. Australia. This is asking a bit much of the Caribbean team.
Wednesday, June 19
📺 ️3 p.m., FS1: Japan vs. England. Now we’re talking. Surely a game for first place.
☠️ 3 p.m., FS2: Scotland vs. Argentina. Likely a “loser goes home” game. No guarantee that the winner stays. But it should be one of the more interesting second-tier games.
Thursday, June 20
📺 ️Noon, Fox: Netherlands vs. Canada. There’s a chance one of these teams will have dropped points and will be fighting to stay in the tournament. Also the first of our Europe-CONCACAF doubleheader duel on Fox.
☠️ Noon, FS1: Cameroon vs. New Zealand. Can New Zealand reach another knockout round?
📺 ️📺 ️📺 ️3 p.m., Fox: USA vs. Sweden. Both teams will surely advance, but do we need to tell you why this game is a big one?
☠️ 3 p.m., FS1: Thailand vs. Chile. We’ll feel like we know both of these teams by this point, and yet one or two of them will be out after this.
Want to make soccer a “top sport” in the USA, Mr. Infantino? Here’s your checklist
Let’s say this first about the White House visit by FIFA president Gianni Infantino and U.S. Soccer president Carlos Cordeiro: The “red card to the media” stunt was disgraceful. Maybe Infantino is unaware that the current occupant of the White House has incited hatred toward the media — not just the usual complaints about unfair stories but a deliberate outright undermining of the work they do, leading to death threats and quite possibly playing a role in the murder of five people at the Capital Gazette in Annapolis — but Cordeiro sure as hell knows, and he ought to be apologizing.
Now, let’s move on to the interesting stuff Infantino said. Basically, he wants the USA to contribute more money to … I mean … become a greater power in world football.
We certainly have a lot of work to do along those lines. Cordeiro needs to get busy putting out the fires in youth, pro and adult soccer (in that order, if he needs to prioritize, though delegating people to solve all three is fine). We’ll never be a top-down country like Germany, but we need to get people on the same page. For more on that, read … every other post in this blog, pretty much.
But before you leave, Mr. Infantino, may I please draw your attention to the following?
1. The 2022 World Cup is a human rights disaster. At this point, I’m frankly not sure I have the stomach to watch it.
2. The 2022 World Cup will be held when fewer Americans will be watching it. You can try to go head-to-head with college football and the NFL, but I don’t think it’s going to turn out well, particularly given No. 1 on this list.
3. FIFA still doesn’t get it when it comes to women’s soccer. Progress on some fronts, perhaps. Plenty of countries give their women’s national team no support. Some are still banning or abusing lesbians. It’s time to hold these federations accountable rather than sitting back because you need their votes.
4. Clean your own house. That means, for example, letting the people who are trying to fix FIFA’s many issues do their jobs.
We can’t hold FIFA accountable for everything — the diving epidemic is an issue for referees and leagues. But you can’t simply expect the USA to make soccer bigger here because you say so. U.S. Soccer can only do so much, even if they’re doing everything right. (Again, they’re not, and we’re aware of that and trying to change.)
Some of this falls on you and your colleagues in Zurich.
Best of luck.

Best World Cup ever? Three reasons why it wasn’t
The just-concluded World Cup is being hailed as many things — great, the greatest in a while, the greatest ever.
It was certainly unique, as Soccer America’s Paul Kennedy says: an unusually high number of own goals, an unusually low number of red cards and fouls. (Granted, you could attribute the latter to the notion that holding is now basically legal.)
At The Ringer, Ryan O’Hanlon argues that this World Cup was the best in decades because of its unpredictability: “There was something so refreshing and so thrilling about sitting down each morning and not having any clue about what might play out.”
At my former employer USA TODAY, Martin Rogers was impressed: “(T)here was a treasure trove of treats to keep a worldwide audience occupied and wove a gripping narrative over the course of a month and more.”
All good points, as is the lack of scoreless draws, but here’s the counterargument I’d make:
1. Sorry to be Debbie Downer, but now is simply not the time to normalize Russia. 2022 probably won’t be a good time to normalize Qatar, either, unless we get proper investigations of the people who are literally working migrant workers to death and unless Qatar liberalizes its LGBTQ policies (among other things). We’re not going to have a World Cup worth rooting for until 2026. (Maybe not even then, the way things are going in the USA and Mexico right now.)
2. Defense now has the upper hand (literally — again, refs, please blow the whistle when a defender has someone in a bear hug) over possession soccer, resulting in few goals from the run of play. O’Hanlon’s piece at The Ringer actually reinforces that point, showing how France succeeded with a defensive mindset and managed to score four times against Croatia while barely possessing the ball in the final third.
You could argue that’s a fun thing to watch — Mexico’s blistering counterattack was consistently thrilling — but we don’t want soccer to become a sport in which you only need to watch the counters and the set pieces. And seeing Spain flail helplessly against the Russian defense was one of the most frustrating experiences of the World Cup, especially given Point 1 (normalizing Russia / giving Putin more time in the spotlight). Also sad — Harry Kane was brilliant on set pieces but, like his England teammates, simply couldn’t find the net from the run of play.
3. Maybe too much unpredictability isn’t such a good thing. The World Cup is supposed to reward the best teams. When the group-stage chaos left us with a lopsided bracket, a lot of terrific teams (Brazil, Uruguay, Argentina, Mexico) were dismissed from the action all too soon.
We did end up with a worthy champion — and, though Croatia didn’t win a knockout-round game in regulation, a worthy finalist.
The atmosphere was terrific throughout. And this Cup broke so many records that the Guinness site had to create a long roundup to account for them all. But the USA still holds the attendance records:
1994: 3,568,567 total, 68,626 average
2018: 3,031,768 total, 47,371 average
North America will break that record in 2026 — at least the total, given the expansion.
Let’s hope national teams have learned how to score from the run of play by then.
The old “secret society” of soccer fandom and what we’ve lost
Remember when the U.S. soccer community was all united and welcoming?
No? Then you’ll have to trust me. It did indeed happen.
If you don’t trust me, trust Michael J. Agovino, author of The Soccer Diaries: An American’s Thirty-Year Pursuit of the International Game (coincidentally, thanks to a buyout of my publisher, now issued by the same press — University of Nebraska — as my book Long-Range Goals) and a recent guest on Tim Hanlon’s “Good Seats Still Available” podcast.
Agovino talks about discovering the game in the early 1980s while living in New York City, where it wasn’t particularly easy for him to get to Cosmos games. Like a lot of us that age, he sought out magazines and whatever broadcasts could be found in whatever language.
Without mainstream acceptance, soccer fans formed what Agovino called a “secret society” before backtracking because the “secret” adjective implies some sort of exclusivity that soccer fans weren’t seeking. Soccer fans were welcoming, Agovino says. If you found someone else who liked the game, you found a friend.
And that’s how I remember things as well — not just in 1982 but even in the late 1990s. I was excited to move to the D.C. area in part because I knew there was this sports bar called Summers that showed soccer. I could go and see soccer with other soccer fans. Sure, Greensboro had the late, lamented Keegan’s Pub, where 4-5 people would show up for Saturday morning EPL broadcasts, but this would be different.
We were still outnumbered by a wide margin. People hated soccer. Hated it. It’s not like cricket or rugby, toward which nearly everyone I met was indifferent. Hated it.
So perhaps we soccer fans were nice to each other because we were united against a common enemy. Perhaps we had to cling to each other because we simply didn’t have many other people who shared our interests.
Or perhaps Twitter hadn’t been invented yet.
American exceptionalism and other things that aren’t great but are
Am I understanding “American exceptionalism” incorrectly?
Yesterday, I tweeted the following:
https://twitter.com/duresport/status/1011435039547121664
At the time, I think I was thinking more about politics than soccer. But it was a little of both.
A couple of responses:
https://twitter.com/NipunChopra7/status/1011436252300808193
https://twitter.com/dmwahl/status/1011460577582092288
So I said this (specifically responding to Dr. Chopra, a neuroscientist in addition to being a soccer journalist):
https://twitter.com/duresport/status/1011563238780219392
https://twitter.com/NipunChopra7/status/1011583420353470469
I can agree with that. But not everyone can …
https://twitter.com/TheDukeNGS/status/1011584261860753408
If you go to Wikipedia, you’ll find several attempts to define (or, in some cases, redefine) the term. Start with the greatest observer of 19th century America, Alexis de Tocqueville:
The position of the Americans is therefore quite exceptional, and it may be believed that no democratic people will ever be placed in a similar one. Their strictly Puritanical origin, their exclusively commercial habits, even the country they inhabit, which seems to divert their minds from the pursuit of science, literature, and the arts, the proximity of Europe, which allows them to neglect these pursuits without relapsing into barbarism, a thousand special causes, of which I have only been able to point out the most important, have singularly concurred to fix the mind of the American upon purely practical objects. His passions, his wants, his education, and everything about him seem to unite in drawing the native of the United States earthward; his religion alone bids him turn, from time to time, a transient and distracted glance to heaven. Let us cease, then, to view all democratic nations under the example of the American people.
(Yes, feel free to argue that we are indeed “lapsing into barbarism” now. De Tocqueville was perceptive and eloquent, not psychic.)
Another definition from an AP Government crib sheet: “the belief that the US is special and unique because we have an optimistic and humanistic view on society to change the future and learn from the past.”
Really? Hmmmm. Maybe AP courses really aren’t that useful.
Back to Wikipedia for what I’ve found is the best-written definition, from Scottish political scientist Richard Rose: “America marches to a different drummer. Its uniqueness is explained by any or all of a variety of reasons: history, size, geography, political institutions, and culture.”
Go through that quote, the rest of the Wikipedia summary of scholarly debate and other sources, and you come up with the following things that are different about the USA:
- Our Protestant/Puritan history
- The absence of a feudal history
- The lack of a monarch that has ever reigned on U.S. soil (King George III was an absentee monarch. And an amusing lunatic. See Monty Python.)
- Everyone here is from somewhere else. A handful of people can trace their ancestry back to pre-Revolutionary America, but even they only arrived 350 years ago, and most of us have been here for a much shorter time.
- This country is huge. Really huge. Just staggeringly huge.
Now … do those things make us better? It’s an interesting argument in its own right.
- Pros: We have a blank slate on which the Founders built a new democracy, we benefit from waves of immigrants coming in and bringing their perspectives, and we have a “can-do” attitude dating back to our frontier days.
- Cons: We overran Native Americans, then turned around and heaped scorn on any immigrant with the temerity to come along after us. Also, we have a lot of fundamentalists who refuse to believe science, and we have a general sense of arrogance. Basically, we do what we want, and we don’t listen to others.
So what does all this have to do with soccer? Why am I writing this on a soccer blog in response to other Soccer Twitter folks?
Well, I did get this accusatory tweet …
It goes back to the essential book Offside: Soccer and American Exceptionalism (yes, that’s an affiliate link, so if you’re adamantly opposed to Amazon giving me 10 cents, buy it somewhere else).
From Amazon: “The authors argue that when sports culture developed in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, nativism and nationalism were shaping a distinctly American self-image that clashed with the non-American sport of soccer. Baseball and football crowded out the game. Then poor leadership, among other factors, prevented soccer from competing with basketball and hockey as they grew. By the 1920s, the United States was contentedly isolated from what was fast becoming an international obsession.”
The authors, Andrei Markovits and Steven Hellerman, are hardly out on a limb here. In my book, Long-Range Goals: The Success Story (yes, I’d change the subtitle now if I could) of Major League Soccer, I referenced Offside along with other works — Simon Kuper’s Soccer Against the Enemy and Franklin Foer’s How Soccer Explains the World — to demonstrate the history and sociology that work against soccer in the USA. (Read that passage on Google Books if you like. Or buy the damn book.)
So to answer Kyle’s question … um … yes? Maybe?
“Central to my worldview” is a bit of a loaded statement. It implies that I’m happy about American exceptionalism. I am not. I wish we would borrow European ideas on health care, social services, mass transit, and yes, sports.
I do think some of those ideas need to be modified to account for what’s different about the United States. As much as I’d love to be able to go around the country by rail as I did in Germany, that’s not really feasible in the USA, at least when you start going out West. And when we talk about how we’re going to organize sports, we need to account for our unusual sports history.
American exceptionalism exists in the academic definitions listed above. Some aspects of it (the size of this nation, barring secession) will never change. Other aspects are driven by our attitude. We think we’re different; therefore, we are. (To quote Crash Davis alongside Descartes: “If you believe you’re playing well because you’re getting laid, or because you’re not getting laid, or because you wear women’s underwear, then you *are*!”)
We can try to change that attitude. We can at least try to chip away at it so we can have single-payer health care, reasonable gun laws and a more open soccer system. But we can’t deny it exists.
National anthem parodies: England
This series hasn’t taken off as I thought it would, so I’m not going to do all 32 teams.
But we just have to do one more …
James Bond and British Rail
Python and Holy Grail
Love Actually
If we can win the Cup
We’ll tear our Brexit up
But we’ll more likely (bleep) it up
Mo-ost def’nitely
World Cup anthem parody lyrics: Egypt-Uruguay
Schedule reminder and previous anthem parodies (times ET):
Thursday, 11 a.m.: Russia-Saudi Arabia
Friday, 8 a.m.: this one
EGYPT
These melismas are killing me …
Mo Salah, Mo Salah, Mo Saaaa-lah
Likely you’ll be-e-e our leading scorrrr-er
Bob Bradley, Bob Bradley, Bob Bradley
Thanks to you, we’re now better than the ni-ineties
We inven-n-ted lots of stuff
Saying “thaaank you” wouldn’t hurrrrrt
Yes we know the Sphinx lost its nose
We’re sorrrrry Napoleon was blamed
The tourists, the tourists, the tourrrr-ists
Count for twee-lve percent of our worrrrk-force
Repeating, repeating, repeeeeeating …
Does this anthem just ha-ave seven worrrrrds?
URUGUAY
(Instrumental fanfare until the 1:08 mark. Sing “Kill the wabbit” where it fits.)
1930 and then 1950!
Yes, we’ve won this thing once and again
(Repeat)
This is really a long brutal anthem
And it goes on and on and on and on
(Repeat, even though the meter really doesn’t fit — the original has the same problem)
Yes, it goes on and on …
This is really a long brutal anthem
And it goes on and on and on and on
And it goes on and on …
Four minutes more!
(Seriously, this anthem never ends. Most of it is about dying for your country.)
World Cup anthem parody lyrics: Russia-Saudi Arabia
I’m probably starting too late in the game to make this work, but here’s the goal — I’m going to provide parody lyrics so you can sing along with each nation’s anthem in the World Cup.
We start with the opening game between two totally democratic and peaceful countries, Russia and Saudi Arabia!
RUSSIA
We’re hosting the World Cup
It’s too late to stop us
You say that we’re despots; we say “yo’ mama!”
Our dear shirtless Putin
(This line is redacted)
At least our great leader knows our anthem’s words!
Hooome-laa-annd, home-land
We sing ou-ur praise here
Almost as good as “The Americans” (singing note: stress that last syllable!)
Thank you for casting Keri
But, Sarah Palin, please shut up
Or we will hack all of your xBox games
Yes we wrote an anthem with changes in meter
That should teach you all to leave our (bleep) alone
Our hooligans fighting in woods south of Moscow
It’s better than flying to Vladivostok
Weeeee gave the world Tchaikovsky
And great writers like Tolstoy
So get the hell off all our freaking backs!
Yes, it is really cold up here
You try living in permafrost
FIFA won’t let us play all the rest
(Actually, they probably won’t even get that far. But it’s in Russia, so who knows?)
SAUDI ARABIA
(Instrumental intro — note where the singing starts in the clip above)
We are free, assuming you are male …
If you aren’t, could you please wear a veil?
Our biggest fear is the electric car (boo, Elon)
(skipping this line)
Oil is ours!
Desert heat … prepares us for the next World Cup
And remember ’94 — that goal! Owairan!
Guns and planes, we’ve got ’em by the ton
And we’ve even got some Cinnabon
Our biggest fear is the electric car (boo, Elon)
(skipping this line)
Oil is ours!
All our team … plays here in our domestic league
Can we sign somewhere that’s cooler — hey, PSG!