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Women’s soccer marketing: The kids are not alright

Soccer game? Uh, yeah — it’s over there.

Joanna Lohman, the women’s soccer player most likely to win The Apprentice if she could stomach being in the same room with Donald Trump, has posted a strong, well-supported argument to pitch the new women’s soccer league to people other than soccer moms.

Some of the ideas aren’t new. Plenty of teams, including the Washington Freedom, have had beer gardens. WPS made a big push on social media, not the typical soccer mom hangout. And a lot of the talk around the WPS launch was that the WUSA had erred by aiming for soccer moms instead of soccer dads, who were more than happy to see Abby Wambach for $15 instead of shelling out $50 to see the Washington Wizards.

And some of the ideas are out of anyone’s control. A team floating on a $1 million annual budget isn’t going to come up with the megamillions for a downtown stadium accessible by mass transit. High schools and some colleges with transit-friendly facilities aren’t going to let teams set up beer gardens at their schools. Also, “downtown” and “tailgating” are often mutually exclusive things.

But the theory is sound, based on the marketing theories Lohman cites and the experience of past women’s leagues, where the youth soccer teams have tended to show up for a game or two, scream, get autographs, and disappear.

That leaves two questions:

1. How big of an audience is out there? Former Sky Blue exec Gerry Marrone asks in the comments on Lohman’s piece, and it’s difficult to quantify. Women’s soccer certainly has a passionate group that chats nonstop on Twitter and comments on every blog post about the sport (my blog numbers jump when I write about women’s soccer, though that’s also a statement on how little-read my other posts are), but some people have noticed it’s a group with the same handful of people.

2. Can teams effectively straddle the line between youth/family marketing and young adult marketing? Anecdotally, I think it’s working at D.C. United. They have a play area for kids, the tailgate is fun for all ages, and the “quiet side” where the families sit is sometimes stronger than the “loud side” where the supporters groups bounce.

This is where my personal experiences diverge. Yes, I’ve seen the youth soccer teams spend the whole D.C. United Women’s game rolling down the hill behind one of the goals. (I was proud that the Vienna team actually sat and watched the game.) I’ve seen families treat women’s soccer as a one-time experience, waiting 45 minutes for Abby’s autograph and taking off, never to return.

And yet I’m seeing D.C. United (men’s) getting more and more interest within my club. I’m now getting texts from parents during games, asking me for insight on something that just happened. (Not that I always have any insight, but it’s sweet that they think I do.) I’ve seen kids’ focus slowly change from the concessions to the field. People are asking me about going in on season-ticket plans.

So D.C. United is converting my suburban soccer parents (moms AND dads) into soccer fans. Can’t the women do the same thing?

I have to admit, that’s anecdotal evidence. But it makes me wonder what’s possible.

The real trick, though, might be converting Alex Morgan’s million-plus Twitter followers into ticket- and merchandise-buying fans. Where do they fit on Lohman’s chart?

It’s a good conversation to have. And personally, I’m excited. The view from the beer garden is much better than the obstructed view from the pressbox at the Soccerplex.

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MLS: Making Little Soccer players? Not yet

The Major League Soccer “State of the League” conference call was predictably professional yesterday. The reporters asked legit questions, something we still don’t quite get in MMA calls. Commissioner Don Garber spoke at length about everything, only occasionally needing correction or clarification from the sharp PR crew next to him.

And the answers were mostly logical:

– Expansion to the South is a great idea, but the prospective groups need stadiums.

– Competition rules aren’t changing much. (Alas for my Page playoff system. We’ll break through one day.)

– David Beckham was great for MLS, but the league is ready to move on without him. (I don’t get the fretting over Beckham’s departure. He seemed more like an afterthought this season than a huge attendance-driver. It’s hard to quantify that, though — the Galaxy’s road attendance was immense, but some of those games were special events, and some were “road” games against Chivas USA.)

– The stadium situation in D.C. seems much better than it did a year ago. I don’t recall hearing the word “Baltimore” on the call this time around.

A couple of things were clarified, including the Beckham Future. He has an option for team ownership at some point, but it can’t be in New York. That would seem to throw a lot of cold water on the Beckham-to-Cosmos rumor, at least in terms of Beckham being a player-owner there.

The pursuit of a second team in New York is clearly irritating a lot of MLS fans and journalists, but Garber stands by it.

So that gets us to one issue that came up in a couple of questions: Youth development.

MLS is spending a lot of money on academies now — Garber tossed out the figure of $20 million, though it’s not quite clear what that entails. Where MLS once had a handful of associated teams playing in top youth leagues, they now have teams playing a full year-round schedule in the Development Academy against all the clubs that build powerhouses up through U18 and then abruptly stop playing. (Quick aside: Does any other country have youth-only clubs that develop international-quality talent? Or is that only an American thing?)

But a lot of the academy alumni come up through the ranks, sit a couple of years on an MLS bench, and quietly disappear. Bill Hamid, Andy Najar and Juan Agudelo are exceptions.

What’s going wrong? How can it be fixed? Yesterday’s call brought up two possible solutions:

1. Require teams to play young players a certain percentage of the time. That started a nice Twitter debate:

http://twitter.com/JerseyJBradley/status/273184420167557121

I’m with Jeff. It’s one thing to limit the number of international players on a team, as MLS currently does. It’s another to make a coach think about minutes for young players when filling out a lineup. This isn’t U9, where coaches like me carefully track everyone’s time to make sure everyone’s playing enough.

And what’s the biggest complaint about MLS? (If you said “no promotion and relegation,” please put your hand down.) It’s quality of play. Wouldn’t the quality suffer even more if coaches are forced to trot out players who aren’t ready?

2. Some sort of unspecified deal with the lower divisions to give reserve teams more time on the field.

Ding ding ding ding.

It seems pretty obvious, really. The academy teams are playing roughly 30 games a season (though with their giant rosters, some players may get a bit less than that), and then the players that skip college to go to an MLS reserve team play … 10 games?

For once, what’s done in “the rest of the world” (a few parts of it, anyway) makes perfect sense for MLS. If there’s a compelling reason to keep MLS reserve teams out of the NASL or USL Pro, I’d like to hear it. And not from someone who’s just defending someone’s turf in the endlessly frustrating in-fighting that has held back the game for so long.

Getting a suitable stadium site in sprawling, traffic-choked Atlanta may not be easy. Getting 20-year-old MLS players more games is far easier.

 

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Monday Myriad: Keep watching the skis

It was Thanksgiving weekend in the USA, which explains why most MMA circuits were quiet.

But internationally, it’s prime skiing, skating and sliding time. The top stories of the weekend:

Marco Sullivan (By Tom Kelly, U.S. Ski Team)

1. Lindsey Vonn had a decent weekend considering her recent hospitalization. But the U.S. Ski Team had a surprise elsewhere: At age 31, Marco Sullivan hadn’t finished in the top 10 in a World Cup race in nearly three years. Saturday in Alberta, he picked up his fourth World Cup podium. Alan Abrahamson has the story on how Sullivan kept his career alive in the offseason.

2. The U.S. women’s cross-country skiers had been a force in the sprints for a few years. But this weekend, they had a double breakthrough in Sweden. First, Kikkan Randall was on the podium in a non-sprint race for the first time, and Holly Brooks was a career-best fifth in a 10K freestyle. The results might have been even better if not for the rough course wiping out other U.S. skiers who were poised for top-10s. Then on Sunday, Randall, Brooks, Jessie Diggins and Liz Stephen combined for third in a mixed relay.

3. Our first Myriad Questions subject, Sarah Hendrickson, was second in the World Cup season opener and her first competition since knee surgery.

4. We’ve already covered figure skating, where the USA will send Ashley Wagner and Meryl Davis/Charlie White to the Grand Prix Finals, which will have a heavy Russian and Japanese presence.

5. And we’ve already covered chess, where we’ll have a new women’s world champion until Hou Yifan takes back the title next year.

Elsewhere, the USA had more good results in men’s bobsled, Julia Clukey returned to luge action with a promising result, cyclocross star Katie Compton shook off jet lag for another win, and other U.S. sliders had a rough run.

Sport-by-sport results (if no parentheses, the athlete is from the USA):

Alpine skiing: Men’s World Cup, Lake Louise, Alberta

Downhill: 1. Aksel Lund Svindal (Norway). 3. Marco Sullivan, 25. Ryan Cochran-Siegle, 39. Travis Ganong, 40. Steven Nyman, DNF. Andrew Weibrecht.

Super-G: 1. Svindal. 4. Ted Ligety, 19. Weibrecht, 20. Cochran-Siegle, 29. Thomas Biesemeyer, 39. Sullivan, 47. Ganong, 60. Jared Goldberg

Women’s World Cup, Aspen, Colo.

Giant slalom: 1. Tina Maze (Slovenia). 9. Mikaela Shiffrin, 15. Julia Mancuso, 21. Lindsey Vonn, DNQ. Abby Ghent, Megan McJames, DNF. Julia Ford.

Slalom: 1. Kathrin Zettel (Austria). 7. Shiffrin. DNQ. Mancuso, Resi Steigler, DNS. Ford, DNF. Paula Moltzan, Hailey Duke.

Wrestling: Arvo Haavisto Cup, Ilmajoki, Finland (Greco-Roman)

145.5 pounds: 1. Mykola Savcnenko (Ukraine). 2. Thrasher Porter, 10. Ben Sanchez

163: 3. Andy Bisek, 9. Geordan Speiller

264.5: 1. Robbie Smith

Henri Deglane Challenge, Nice, France

Women’s 158.5 freestyle: 1. Adeline Gray

Men’s 121 freestyle: 1. Omak Sjurjun (Russia). 3. Mark McKnight

Men’s 185 Greco-Roman: 1. Sergei Severin (Ukraine). 3. Shaun Scott

Cross-country skiing: World Cup, Gaellivare, Sweden

Women’s 10k free: 1. Marit Bjoergen (Norway). 3. Kikkan Randall, 5. Holly Brooks, 21. Liz Stephen, 32. Jessie Diggins, 53. Ida Sargent

Men’s 10k free: 1. Martin Johnsrud Sundby (Norway). 33. Kris Freeman, 38. Noah Hoffman, 59. Tad Elliott, 63. Simi Hamilton, 76. Sylvan Ellefson

Women’s 4×5 mixed relay: 1. Norway I, 2. Sweden I, 3. USA (Brooks, Randall, Stephen, Diggins)

Men’s 4×7.5 mixed relay: 1. Norway I, 2. Sweden I, 3. Russia I. 15. USA (Andy Newell, Hoffman, Elliott, Hamilton).

Ski jumping: World Cup, Lillehammer, Norway

Women: 1. Sara Takanashi (Japan), 2. Sarah Hendrickson. 8. Lindsey Van, 13. Jessica Jerome, 24. Abby Hughes, 40. Alissa Johnson, 44. Nina Lussi

Men, first competition: 1. Severin Freund (Germany). 48. Peter Frenette (USA).

Men, second competition: 1. Gregor Schlierenzauer (Austria). No U.S. competitors.

Mixed team: 1. Norway, 2. Japan, 3. Italy. 5. USA (Van, Anders Johnson, Hendrickson, Frenette)

Nordic combined: World Cup, Lillehammer, Norway

10k: 1. Magnus Moan (Norway). 24. Todd Lodwick, 30. Taylor Fletcher, 38. Bryan Fletcher, 43. Bill Demong

10k penalty race: 1. Moan. 22. B. Fletcher.

Luge: World Cup, Igls, Austria

Men: 1. Felix Loch (Germany). 16. Chris Mazdzer, 25. Taylor Morris

Women: 1. Anke Wischnewski (Germany). 6. Julia Clukey, 11. Erin Hamlin, 23. Kate Hansen

Doubles: 1. Tobias Wendt/Tobias Arlt (Germany). 10. Matthew Mortensen/Preston Griffall

Relay: 1. Germany. 5. USA (Clukey, Mazdzer, Mortensen/Griffall)

Bobsled: World Cup, Whistler, B.C.

2-man: 1. Steven Holcomb/Steven Langton. 9. Nick Cunningham/Chris Fogt. 10. Cory Butner/Johnny Quinn

4-man: 1. Alexander Zubkov (Russia). 4. Holcomb, 11. Cunningham, DQ. Butner

Women: 1. Kallie Humphries/Chelsea Valois (Canada). 9. Jazmine Fenlator/Katie Eberling, 10. Elana Meyers/Lolo Jones, 11. Jamie Greubel/Emily Azevedo

Skeleton: World Cup, Whistler, B.C.

Men: 1. Frank Rommel (Germany). 15. Matt Antoine, 19. John Daly, 24. Kyle Tress

Women: 1. Marion Thees (Germany). 6. Noelle Pikus-Pace, 7. Katie Uhlaender

Biathlon: World Cup season opener, Oestersund, Sweden

Mixed relay: 1. Russia, 2. Norway, 3. Czech Republic. 17. USA (Sara Studebaker, Susan Dunklee, Jay Hakkinen, Lowell Bailey)

Speedskating: World Cup, Kolomna, Russia (only a couple of events)

Men’s 1,500: 1. Verweij Koen (Netherlands). 3. Brian Hansen, 10. Shani Davis

Women’s 1,500: 1. Marrit Leenstra (Netherlands). 13th, Division B. Maria Lamb.

Women’s 3,000: 1. Claudia Pechstein (Germany). 4th, Division B. Jilleanne Rookard.

Men’s 5,000: 1. Sven Kramer (Netherlands). 8th, Division B. Emery Lehman.

Women’s mass start: 1. Bo-Reum Kim (South Korea). 19th. Maria Lamb.

Men’s mass start: 1. Jorrit Bergsma (Netherlands). DQ. Patrick Meek.

(Headline source: The sixth quote of this Simpsons episode.)

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Women’s soccer league: Now for something completely different

“Third time’s a charm?” doesn’t really fit the new women’s soccer league announced today. The League with No Name is too drastically different from the overly ambitious WUSA and its scaled-down successor, WPS.

This league revs up the cost containment of WPS, particularly the latter years. But it’s also a unique venture of three national federations, eight ownership groups and, apparently, Unnamed Sponsor Who Is Making The MLS-Affiliated Teams Use Non-MLS Names. (See Stumptown Footy’s deduction and D.C. United Women’s colorful statement.)

So don’t accuse this new league of trying the same thing and expecting different results. Whether it works or not, it’s a unique approach.

A few statements and news bits from around the new league:

– Portland: This MLSSoccer.com piece hails the Timbers involvement and other MLS ties with the new league, though it curiously omits D.C. United. (Granted, D.C. United’s involvement seems significantly smaller than the Timbers’ commitment, but they’re not totally out of the game.)

Timbers owner Merritt Paulson has a statement with a link for season-ticket sales.

– Seattle: The Sounders Women sound gracious after being passed up for the new league in favor of the other Seattle group, whose leader Bill Predmore spoke with The Seattle Times‘ Joshua Mayers.

And Tina Ellertson (who has obtained her coaching “A” license) is excited.

– Kansas City: Welcome to FC Kansas City, which has made its appearance known through the Missouri Comets (MISL) site. If you thought the Sporting KC ownership group skewed young, meet Brian Budzinski.

– Western New York: No statement yet on the Flash site, though they mentioned the announcement on Twitter.

– Chicago: A little more activity on Twitter; no full statement on the Red Stars site.

– Boston: Breakers managing partner Mike Stoller was on the conference call, and the site has a statement with stadium and ticket info.

– D.C.: See above. The team will remain at the Maryland SoccerPlex.

– New Jersey: Hello? Sky Blue?

Outside the league, there’s a bit of bitterness in Los Angeles.

There’s a more conciliatory tone from the USL. W-League senior director Amanda Duffy passed along the following statement:

USL and the W-League are supportive of U.S. Soccer and the new women’s professional league announced earlier today, consistent with how we’ve supported the previous women’s professional leagues of WUSA and WPS.

We’re pleased with the foundation we’ve established through the W-League in the United States and Canada as leaders in women’s soccer and continue to be focused on the quality growth of the league and its teams. Collectively we made substantial strides in 2012 and with several exciting discussions we’ve been having over the past 6-12 months we are pleased with our overall positive direction as we enter our 19th season of operation. We look forward to sharing more over the next 15-30 days.

Not enough? Read U.S. Soccer’s quote sheet.

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New women’s soccer league: Questions and evolving answers

Posting this before the 1 p.m. ET conference call about the new league. Will update throughout. (Beforehand, I’m putting “likely” if I think it’ll be answered; “unlikely” if I think it won’t be, etc.)

Post-conference update: Answers in bold.

The basics from the call:

Eight teams: Boston, New Jersey, Western New York, D.C., Chicago, Kansas City, Seattle, Portland

U.S. Soccer will run front office and fund up to 24 players. Canada will fund up 16. Mexico will fund up to 12.

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ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: What’s the name of the new league?

Predicted likelihood of answer (PLOA): Likely

(Actual – Jack Bell question): No answer yet. 

Q: Does the new league have sponsors? A TV deal?

PLOA: Somewhat likely for sponsors; less likely for TV.

(Actual – my question): Handshake agreement on sponsor; preliminary talks with TV partner.

Q: A team in Kansas City, one that isn’t affiliated with the energetic and effective Sporting KC ownership, and not one in L.A.? What, you guys all have frequent-flier miles on Southwest? Any response to Charlie Naimo’s statement on L.A. being excluded?

PLOA: Sunil will probably decline to answer that.

(Actual: Michael Lewis question SPECIFICALLY on L.A.): “Doubt it” was pretty much right. Gulati joked that he feels like NFL commissioner Roger Goodell having to answer why there’s no team in L.A.

(Actual: Scott French question on L.A.): There was interest from L.A. but they’re not in first group.

Q: Terry Foley tweeted that his group had everything lined up but wasn’t picked. Any response?PLOA: Likely a polite, non-committal one.

(Actual: Michael Lewis question NOT SPECIFICALLY on Foley or L.A.): They had independent financial reviews and other criteria.

Q: Why no Canadian team?

(Actual: Neil Davidson question): Having a full national teams would skew the competition. Canadian cities could be involved down the road but not yet. (Answer from CSA president)

Q: How committed is U.S. Soccer to this league?PLOA: It’ll be answered; not quite sure how.

(Actual: Bell and Jeff Carlisle questions): Funding the players and front office.

Q: How many U.S. national team players will be under contract with the federation and the league?

PLOA: Should get a ballpark answer at least.

(Actual: opening statements): Up to 24.

Q: Will other players be fully professional?

(Actual: Carlisle question): Some may have other jobs or grad school. Mike Stoller, the Boston Breakers partner representing the eight ownership groups, said they will have a professional environment.

Q: Is this a multiyear commitment?

(Actual: Jeff DiVeronica question): We’re not asking people to put three years of operating expenses in escrow or anything, but it’s a multiyear commitment.

Q: What made Portland interesting?

(Actual: Oregonian question): Timbers fan base, investors led by Paulson family.

Q: Uhhh … Seattle Sounders?

PLOA: Very diplomatic answer.

 (Actual: Oregonian question): There will be a team from Seattle. (Didn’t specify which ownership group, but Sounders have said they’ll be in W-League, so …)

Q: At one point, it appeared that the USL would be heavily involved in the operations. Why did that change?

PLOA: Unlikely.

(Actual: Jeff Kassouf question): Some former USL teams involved. Sunil thanks USL staff.

Q: How much collaboration with MLS?

(Actual: Jonathan Tannenwald question): Soccer United Marketing, Soccer United Marketing, Don Garber, Soccer United Marketing, Dan Flynn, Soccer United Marketing.

Q: Salary cap?

(Actual: Kyle McCarthy question): “Certainly some guidelines.” Mentioned loose caps (or exceptions) from MLS and NBA.

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UNASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Hope Solo?

A: Next question.

Q: Hi, I haven’t read anything about women’s soccer in the last eight years. I was just wondering if Mia Hamm would be involved.

A: Mia is a wonderful ambassador for the game, etc., etc., what are you doing on this call?

Q: Mexico is involved. So will we have a team in Cancun?

A: No. Just players, no teams.

Q: Please?

A: No.

Q: Is Dan Borislow involved?

A: No. (I exchanged email with him. He’s skeptical of the league’s chance for success.)

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ALSO ON THE NEW LEAGUE

Dan Borislow says he owns the Freedom name, and it would be an issue if other people started to use it.

Peter Wilt, who helped launch the Chicago Red Stars and put forth a proposed new business plan in December, had this to say: “More reasonable budgets mitigate the risk and provide a sensible baseline to build on. Federations subsidizing national team player compensation is a creative way to help keep expenses down and quality of play up. Across the board cost reductions will need to be implemented (relative to WPS costs) to reach the new budget targets however. While this new business model doesn’t assure breaking even, it does lessen the chances of losing significant sums and makes the business proposition more attractive, which should attract more investors in the future.”

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Monday Myriad: Bye-bye, Beckham

Admit it. You never thought David Beckham would be here as long as he was.

When I spoke with him in 2008, a year into the “experiment,” he was saying all the right things. Then over the years, he stuck with the Galaxy but had trouble convincing fans of his commitment to the team.

But in 2011, the last year of his original contract, he once again won over the fans (and maybe teammates). Winning MLS Cup didn’t hurt. And then he signed a two-year extension.

I can imagine fans clamoring for Grant Wahl to write Part 2 of The Beckham Experiment. But at this point, is there any doubt that the experiment worked? MLS is in infinitely better shape today than it was in 2007, and while plenty of other factors are at play (Seattle, other expansion, other business deals), Beckham’s presence surely has helped.

Elsewhere in myriad sports …

MLS: Beckham’s Galaxy held off the Sounders on what Taylor Twellman insists was a legit handball call. And the Dynamo sprayed beer all over their locker room at RFK Stadium.

The waiver draft gave Real Salt Lake another Duke alum.

Premier League: Tactics man Jonathan Wilson wonders if West Brom’s decision to split their management jobs between two people instead of one All-Encompassing Man of Total Power is paving the way for a prolonged stay in the top flight.

Field hockey: Should North Carolina’s seniors be disappointed with only one title out of their four appearances in the final? Or was Princeton due?

Chess: Just call the Kosintsevas the Williams sisters of chess. Nadezhda beat Tatiana in the women’s world championship. She’s the only Russian in the quarterfinals. China has three.

Wrestling: Good showing for Greco-Roman Americans.

Figure skating: Fairfax County’s own Ashley Wagner is two-for-two on the Grand Prix circuit after her Trophee Bompard win in France, ensuring a U.S. presence at the Finals. Christina Gao has a spot in the top six in the standings, with fellow Americans Agnes Zawadzki and Mirai Nagasu among those who can knock her out this weekend. It’s a safe bet Meryl Davis and Charlie White will get there in ice dance. Caydee Denney and John Coughlin might make it in pairs.

Jeremy Abbott, second in France, is clinging to a spot in the top six of the men’s standings (note all the guys with 15, 13 and 11 points who are competing in Japan).

Speedskating: U.S. top-five finishes in the World Cup opener in Heerenveen, Netherlands:

– Heather Richardson, 1st, 1,000
– Heather Richardson, 2nd, 500 and 2nd, 500. Yes, they raced that distance twice.

That is all. Didn’t see Shani Davis in the results.

Bobsled/skeleton: Huge U.S. weekend. Steven Holcomb was first in two-man and second in four-man. And Katie Uhlaender won the women’s skeleton.

Cody Butner and Chuck Berkeley took second behind Holcomb and Steve Langton in the two-man.

The U.S. women’s bobsledders were fourth, fifth and eighth. Olympic track and fieldsters Lolo Jones and Tianna Madison had the week off.

More Olympic sports: Good results for the U.S. field hockey men and a few other athletes; see the roundup.

MMA: GSP beat up Condit, Tom Lawlor got robbed, and strikes to the back of the head are still illegal.

In Bellator, Marcin Held held a toe hold … OK, that’s awful. Anyway, Held got Rich Clementi to tap to a toe hold and Dave Jansen won a split decision over Ricardo Tirloni in the lightweight semifinals. Also, Marlon Sandro beat TUF alum Dustin Neace. Remember the fight where Akira tapped but said he didn’t? That was Neace.

Champions League tomorrow!

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Single-Digit Soccer: Pelada and the love of the game

A couple of seasons ago, when I gathered one of my youth teams for our first practice, I told them I had the best toy ever invented. Around the world, you could find people who have no concept of a Wii or an Xbox, but if you handed them this particular thing, they would be happy to play for hours.

Then I held up a soccer ball.

This exchange is one of many reasons my players consider me an eccentric. They don’t realize that the rest of the world sees soccer not as something to be played in a designated hour when their parents get them to a practice field, but something to be played anytime and anywhere.

I thought about that contrast when I did something I’ve wanted to do for two years but somehow hadn’t found the time. I watched the film Pelada, in which former Notre Dame player Luke Boughen and fellow Duke alum Gwendolyn Oxenham travel the world and hop into as many pickup soccer games as they can.

They do their best to keep the film unpredictable. No one’s going to be surprised that a trip to South America will turn up some passionate soccer games. Boughen and Oxenham find a few twists. In Brazil, they find a group of grumpy old men who fuss at each other on the field in their Sunday games but bury it all to have a beer or two afterwards. In Bolivia, they bribe their way into the site of some epic pickup games — a local prison.

They don’t do much in Europe other than helping the police locate the people who sold them counterfeit Euro 2008 tickets. But the African and Asian legs are fascinating. In Kenya, they find a man who reclaimed a trash dump as a soccer field and has put in so much work on the project that people assume he’s being paid to do it. In China, where the national team is a quadrennial disappointment, they find some freestylists whose moves blow away the trick-loving Boughen. In Tokyo, where space is scarce, they find rooftop soccer.

Their idealism is challenged in Israel and Iran, in scenes that nearly made me want to rip the COEXIST sticker off my car. In Israel, Arabs and Jews share a soccer field, but it’s an uneasy coexistence. When Boughen scores for a Jewish pickup side, the Arab team refuses to believe it — even after consulting the documentary crew’s camera. In Iran, the filmmakers are summoned before a government body when word gets around that Oxenham, dutifully covering her hair in a headscarf, has played a pickup game with men.

But on the whole, it’s a happy film. It shows how deeply this game is entrenched in the world and how much joy it brings. (I’ll confess that I was hoping, for sake of diversity or perhaps for my own ego, that they would find some players who play as badly as I do.)

If that doesn’t convince you to watch the film, let Ray Hudson persuade you:

So as a fan, I found the film a lot of fun. As a player, it made me wish I had kept up my foot skills or at least my cardio.

How about as a coach of young players? What can I learn from this film on that front?

It’s tempting to ask what I can do to get my teams to love the game as much as Oxenham and Boughen love it. But *I* don’t even love the game quite that much. I was a promising U14 sweeper who quit playing because I wanted to run track, play chess and act in plays instead of dealing with the guys on the high school soccer team. Now I show my love for the game by coaching a couple of youth teams and hoping my adult indoor team can use me in goal rather than in the field, where I’m winded after a few minutes.

The accusation against most youth coaches is that we’re “joystick coaches,” always yelling at kids to spread out and pass. (Or worse, “boot it.”) The prevailing thought is that if we ease up a bit and “let the kids play,” they’ll love the game a bit more and play it a bit better.

Here’s the problem: Young kids in the USA gravitate toward magnetball, with a mob of kids chasing the ball. By the time we grow up and play small-sided games as adults, we spread out and play a style more akin to Pelada, though we still have the occasional showboating jerk who steps up at forward and never thinks about helping out on defense. But you’re not going to roll a ball out to a group of 7-year-old Americans and see what you can see in Pelada.

I’m not sure whether 7-year-olds in other countries have better instincts. We don’t see a lot of kids in Pelada. But we know we don’t have as many neighborhood pickup fields here as they do in the other countries in Pelada. Nor do our kids watch quite as much soccer.

It’d be an interesting contrast for the Pelada crew come to one of my practices. The kids are easily distracted. They usually prefer punting the ball as far as they can to trying any of the fancy moves most players have in Pelada. I spend a lot of dealing with players whose parents want them to try a team sport. Or some players who are indifferent.

Some will become travel soccer stars. Most won’t. But I hope they’ll all enjoy the game well enough to appreciate it, watch it, maybe play it a little.

Because, frankly, my 30-and-over team needs some help.

 

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Essential women’s soccer updates

Too many important reads today to leave it all on Twitter:

1. Charles Boehm puts the timeline of a new league announcement at or before Dec. 1.

2. What’s taking so long? Andy Crossley investigates and comes up with most of the answers.

3. Jerramy Stevens is out of court, but police are still investigating his incident with fiancee Hope Solo, Kelly Whiteside reports.

To put the Solo timeline in perspective, check the bonus chapter from her book, released online. Adrian, the man who had been with her through a lot of difficult times, was still with her family when the U.S. won gold in August. What has happened in the last three months? I have no idea, and I’m not speculating.

The soccer-related question is this: Is Solo going to play in the new league?

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The Chivas USA delusion

Starting with a confession: I was wrong about Chivas USA. I thought the brand name would draw fans. I thought they’d come up with enough Mexican or Mexican-ish players to compete with a different style.

That didn’t go so well. After an awful first year, they became competitive under the non-Mexican coach Bob Bradley and stayed competitive under Preki, who grew up about as far away from Mexico in the geographical and cultural sense as possible.

Their best players were mostly U.S. college alumni: Ante Razov, Brad Guzan, Sacha Kljestan, Jonathan Bornstein and Jesse Marsch. They had a couple of solid Mexican players in Francisco Palencia (briefly), Claudio Suarez and Ramon Ramirez, but everywhere else, they were a basic MLS team.

In the past three years, they’ve ceased to be competitive. The personnel decisions haven’t been great. The good news: Their Academy program is solid, getting good marks in most categories in U.S. Soccer’s tough evaluations.

So now owner Jorge Vergara is going back to the club’s shallow roots, pledging to be more Mexican and less like a typically physical MLS team.

They may eventually get out of their ground-sharing situation at the Home Depot Center, which would be a step in the right direction. But it may not be far enough to get out of the shadow of the Galaxy.

Turning away from the “physical” style in MLS would be attractive. But it’s not as if Chivas USA was a nice, friendly team when it was more Mexican. They were third in the league in fouls in their debut season. (They dropped off over the next couple of years, then led the league in fouls under Preki in 2009.)

They didn’t work — on the field or at the box office — as a Chivas de Guadalajara “B” team of sorts. They were a bit better as a more conventional MLS team with a couple of prominent Mexican players. Put that team in an area in which fans can’t or don’t get to many Galaxy games, and you have a strong MLS presence.

Has Vergara learned enough from his first attempt with the team to do it a little differently this time? We’ll see. But it’ll depend on whether he goes back to what works, not what didn’t.

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MLS playoffs: Left brain and right brain battle

SCENE: A BRAIN

Did you see last night’s games? That was AWESOME! Joe Willis coming on and saving a PK in D.C. United’s win, Rafa Marquez melting down, and then that Mario Martinez goal for Seattle? Are you KIDDING me?!

Are you kidding ME? This is making a total mockery of the regular season, just like the MLS playoffs always do. Fifth-seeded Houston just needs to get past D.C. United to reach MLS Cup. The Galaxy went sleep-walking through the regular season again, and now they just need to get past Seattle. What a joke!

Hold on, Buzz Killington. Everyone knows the rules before the season starts. If Houston and L.A. manage to turn it on late in the year when it matters, can we blame them?

So what’s the point of the regular season? Home-field advantage in the second leg? Terrific. All four home teams lost. Bet you feel great for those home fans, Mr. Emotional.

I forget — are you the logical half or the sarcastic one? Look, tell the Chicago Fire the regular season didn’t matter. It’s a league of parity, and then the big games at the end matter.

It’s still not fair.

Sorry, but ultimately, it’s a game. Postponing a game AFTER everyone made the trip from D.C.? Maybe THAT’S unfair. All sports have upsets in the big moments. But all the world’s most important soccer championships are decided by playoffs.

Wrong! The Premier League, La Liga …

The Champions League, the World Cup. You can’t complain about San Jose exiting early unless you’re also willing to gripe about the Netherlands knocking out Brazil in 2010. 

But the World Cup doesn’t have other options. You can’t take all the world’s international soccer teams and have them play in a 200-team league unless you suddenly invent Star Trek-style transporter technology.

That’d be cool!

Let’s focus here. MLS could play a standard balanced schedule in the time it takes to do the regular season and the playoffs. And they could take the Open Cup more seriously.

That’s fine for England. That’s how things evolved. Here, everything builds toward the playoffs, and those games become appointment viewing. With 19 teams in the league now, no one has time to browse all the highlights, much less watch all the games. 

No one else cares. You’re the geek who used to vote in the Player of the Week balloting, so you figured you at least had to check out every highlight.

Whatever. But these games get everyone talking. We got texts last night from a youth soccer parent asking why Bill Hamid was sent off and why Kenny Cooper had to retake the kick. How often does that happen during the regular season?

You’re saying that’s a good thing?

Yeah! It’s contagious excitement! You’re not going to get that for a thrilling seventh-place battle between the Sounders and the Galaxy.

OK, fine. It’s exciting. But I’ll have trouble calling this year’s Cup winners “champions.”

Hey, the Supporters’ Shield is good, too. And I’ll grant you that the playoffs would be fairer if they’d adopt that Page system we’ve been pushing all these years.

You know that’s never going to happen. And what’s to stop another team like Colorado from snoozing its way to another title?

You can snooze through a regular season, too. You take the good with the bad in this sport.

Fine. I’ll just become a track and field fan.

Oh, you mean the sport where it all comes down to what you do at the Olympics? Quick, name the Diamond League winner in the men’s 200.

Um … Usain Bolt?

Wrong! Nickel Ashmeade.

Who?

Exactly.

Sounds like waste material at a quarry.

So you feel any better?

Feel? I THINK, pal. And I think this could still be fairer.

OK, fine. Can we at least agree that Marquez getting sent off last night was good for everyone involved?

Deal.